Credit: Jason Howard / Splash News Photo: Angelina Pivarnick Gets Engaged on the Red Carpet on February 16, 2011

Well if you're Jersey Shore's not-so-dearly departed guidette, Angelina, the answer is "a lot." Since being kicked off the island at the end of Season 2, Angie has desperately tried her hand at a vast array of publicity-seeking stunts — the most recent, of course, being Wednesday's red carpet wedding proposal at New York's Fashion Week (because apparently they're letting any old trash into Fashion Week nowadays?). Earlier today, Ange took to Twitter and wrote "Support makes me happy!! Thanks everyone" — which, of course, is really just a deluded way of saying "temporary relevance makes me happy!!"

Since this latest attention-grabbing stunt officially qualifies her for the Fame Whore Hall of Shame (alongside heavyweights Tila Tequlia, Spencer Pratt, and Wetpaint.com fave Kim Zolciak), we figured it was as good a time as any to run through Angelina's other D-List career highlights.

5) Reformed alcoholic!
Kind of. See, Angie was supposed to appear on the next season of Celebrity Rehab to help rid her of those pesky booze demons (and, ostensibly, to bolster her nonexistent career). Long story short, the deal imploded when the poor-man's-Lohan demanded bigger bucks. But, phew!, at least it sounds like Angelina was serious about treating her alcoholism.

4) Foxy boxing!
A few months back, Angelina was supposed to participate in a celebrity boxing match (because, what? — Danielle Staub was busy that night?) — but, predictably, the self-proclaimed Khloe Kim Kardashian of Staten Island never even made it ringside. Instead, she beat the tar out of some rando before the real match even began, and temporarily earned herself an extra 15 minutes of infamy.

3) Actress!
About a month ago, Angelina announced to the world that she had landed a juicy role in something called Everytime I Go to Staten Island, Something Bad Happens (which is pretty ironic, considering that every time she leaves Staten Island, something bad happens). Sadly, thought, the film appears to have been scrapped (Angelina's IMDB page is about as empty as Sammi Sweatheart's brain). Guess we better call the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences and tell them to hold off on engraving Angie's Best Actress Oscar.  

2) Songstress!
Remember Angelina's foray into rap? Well we sure do! And after four months of intense, non-stop therapy, we're finally able to listen to music again without weeping uncontrollably.

1) Bridezilla!
Oh come on, the best is yet to come! If Angie was just your average, run-of-the-mill fame whore, she'd wait a few months and then call the whole engagement off — hoping, at best, that her derailed love life would earn her a measly shout-out in the weekly gossip roundups. But Angie's a skilled, calculating fame whore, see. Mark our words: this girl is going to milk this hot-mess, day-old relationship for all it's worth — mostly likely with some kind of car-crash wedding show, a la Bethenny Frankel. Come to think of it, Dirty Little Hamster's Getting Married does has a nice ring to it...

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