Credit: Photo Credit: BRJ/Fame Pictures Photo: Snooki Brings the Fiesta to Miami
TMZ just broke the news that a trashed Snooki was arrested on the Seaside Heights Beach for disorderly conduct and is now in police custody.

“Earlier in the day, Snooki was partying on the beach with a beer bong... only she was filling it up with Coca-Cola,” TMZ reports.

Okay, well obviously the Coca-Cola had some rum in it, but still: you know how bloated Snooki must be? Hopefully not so bloated that she can’t use her size to convince the courts to try her as a juvenile.

Source: TMZ