The Jersey Shore kids got to rub elbows with a whole new stratosphere of celebs at the VMAs on Sunday night. But which star was cast member Vinny most excited to meet? "Selena Gomez... if she's 18." What a surprise.
The Disney phenom, while 18 and in attendance at the VMAs, shot the V of MVP down, saying, "Tonight, I'm not 18! My mom would kill me! I will say I am a very big fan though, a very big fan, and I do look forward to meeting them, but that's as far as it goes." She may be a Disney robot, but at least Gomez has managed to remain chaste in the face of some serious Jersey creepin’. Thanks, Mama Gomez. Poor Vinny is striking out with the ladies on all counts as of late. Don't worry, V — there’s always Snooki.