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Carnations are so sixth grade — this year, you better be sending a DJ Pauly D valentine to your significant other. Pauly has teamed up with Star Greetz to bring the loved and the lonely just the kind of greeting they need this February 14th. Isn't he romantic?

But before you start scrawling thank you letters in red lipstick to Pauly for being the best guido BF ever, remember that the only valentine he's really interested in reading is from another celebrity: Eva Longoria. He told PopEater that Eva is "super hot and super available now — ooh yeah." Perfect.

So while some of us sit shaking and crying over not being able to spend V-Day with a guy as hot as Pauly, we can take solace in the fact that Pauly's Valentine's Days were not always so romantical. He tells PopEater: "Worst Valentine's Day I ever had was a few years back. I got a flat tire on the highway with my date in the car, so my date and I had to ride back with the AAA man. Not cool." Sounds kind of like smushing while Vinny's in the room, no?

Regardless, we hope Pauly finds a lucky lady to spend his V-Day with, preferably one with sweet-smelling breath, since he says there is "nothing worse than a smoking hot chick with some stank breath." We'll take your word for it, Pauly.

Source: PopEater