Jersey Shore Season 3: Uncensored is released July 26th, and we're here with a sneak peek of what you have to look forward to in the never-before seen footage.

It is revealed that Snooki actually does know how to cook, she just pretends not to be able to because she's lazy. Thanks, Mike! Also, Pauly D is interested in creating a new kind of fist-pump... We can only hope that it's more innocent than it sounds.

Deena struggles to find the perfect beach bronze. Apparently, for Meatball #2, there is such a thing as being too dark and it is to be avoided (even though it makes her teeth look whiter). “Did you hear the sarcasm in my voice?” Deena demands at one point. So apparently, Deena has mastered the art of sarcasm.

Pauly D and Vinny's bromance has reached new levels of intimacy: They can finish each other's sentences. When drunk. (We have to say, we are impressed.)

"Push-Up Time" happens after "T-Shirt Time" for optimal bicep bulging.

Snooki, JWOWW, and Deena think of one of the house plants at Karma as their therapist. Well, that explains a lot about Snooki's drunken plant dance. Meatball #1 also admits her drinking problem, but still insists she's the most normal housemate.

Pauly is the one who vetoes hooking up with JWOWW again... Jenni seems to be down.

Are you rushing out to marathon Season 3 before Season 4 kicks off on August 4th?

Source: Small Screen Scoop