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With Jersey Shore heading into its final season (*tear*), it's time look back at the many glorious hours of entertainment the cast has given us over the years.

So, of course, we have to take stock of all the crazy things that came out of the casts' mouths. Here are the 10 most hilarious things Pauly D had to say for himself over the years.

10. "Nothing like a nice herpe to ruin the party." (Season 2, Episode 7)
Eww. And once more for good measure: EWW.

9. "If Deena's boobies could talk, they would say, 'I'm a good time, I'm a blast in a bra.'" (Season 4, Episode 1)
You don't know that, Pauly. Maybe her boobs are very eloquent.

8. "Ronnie's new nickname now is I.F.F. I.F.F. is the 'I'm F****d Foundation.' He's a client and the president." (Season 2, Episode 2)
AKA the "I'm going to get yelled at ALL SEASON foundation."

7. On The Situation's at-home face mask: "It looks like Papa Smurf gave a blow job."  (Season 4 Reunion Show)
Excellent imagery, Pauly. You coulda been a poet.

6. "Being called 'Angelina' is like, one of the worst things you can be called."  (Season 3, Episode 13)
Truth.

5. "It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women." (Season 1, Episode 6)
That, and the boobs.

4. On SamRon: "If this relationship continues, I'll kill myself." (Season 3, Episode 11)
Summing up how everyone felt watching that season.

3. "Don't cook a cake in my house and expect me not to eat it.” (Season 5, Episode 7)
Fair enough.

2. "My hair is wind-proof, water-proof, soccer-proof, motorcycle-proof. I'm not sure if my hair is bullet proof. I'm not willing to try that." (Season 1, Episode 5)
Probably for the best.

1. "I think Mike tried to commit suicide by hitting his head against the wall because he was sick of dealing with the Ron and Sam bullsh*t.”  (Season 4, Episode 5)
This explains so much about that situation.

Jersey Shore Season 6 will premiere on Thursday, October 4 at 10 p.m. ET/PT on MTV.

Rebecca Martin is an editor at Wetpaint Entertainment. Follow her on Twitter @BeccaMartin47.

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