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Somehow the Jersey Shore kids managed to stop chugging drinks and yelling at each other to say some pretty hilarious stuff. Here are your Top 10 Quotes of Season 3, Episode 3.

10. Snooki: “Say you’re stuck in the cornfields and you have to eat it. That’s not bad.”
Somehow, we wouldn’t be surprised if Snooki got lost in a corn field.

9. Ronnie: “Sometimes in relationships, unhealthy makes them grow stronger.”
We have no words. Okay, maybe this one: WRONG.

8. Snooki: “Someone needs to kiss my ass, ASAP.”
We’d do it, but we’re stuck in the Internet. Sorry!

7. The Situation: “Deena calls herself the holiday, and I like to call her the Holiday Inn. So 6 minutes into Karma, the Holiday Inn closed early tonight.”
Maybe he should try staying at the Snooki Inn Express.

6. The Situation (on Snooki abandoning the threesome): “That’s like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper, and then someone takes away the chicken.”
Yeah, but Snooki’s probably smaller than a chicken.

5. Snooki: “Well stop caring and f*ck me, man!”
The words every man dreams of hearing.

4. The Situation: “It started with a threesome, and it turned into a Dee-some.”
That’s a bad situation.

3. The Situation: “I invented the “kitchen ditchin’”.
The Situation: a tactical genius.

2. Vinny: “She’s begging for Sea Biscuit.”
Can’t blame her. That’s a good movie.

1. Ronnie: “I need a mind condom, because I’m being mind f*cked.”
About once a year, Ron comes out and says something way too clever for him.

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