We already knew that The Situation would be back in fighting shape in Jersey Shore Season 5, but we didn’t realize how quickly he’d start throwing his weight around.
Well, make that his diminished weight. In the Season 5 premiere, The Situation starts complaining about what Italy has done to the cast’s appearance. The NY Post quotes him as saying, “We’re losing weight and we’re getting pale, it’s like the end of civilization.”
But all that lost weight may have diminished The Situation’s judgment as well. The Post also reports that Jionni finds himself in quite the pickle: “Snooki’s unsuspecting boyfriend, Jionni, is at the same bar with the only people in the world who witnessed her supposed shenanigans with The Sitch.” (Those two people are allegedly Snooki’s BFF Ryder and Mike’s sketch friend The Unit.)
Those shenanigans, just to remind you, had to do with Snooki, The Situation, and that thing Taylor Armstrong was doing to cotton candy on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. We don’t need to tell you what will happen when Jionni confronts Mike after hearing this play-by-play.
Source: NY Post
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