As we head into the final season of Jersey Shore, MTV has released some apocalyptic promos to assure fans that just because Jersey Shore is ending doesn’t mean that gorillas, juiceheads, meatballs, and GTL will go away.
In this first promo, we’re treated to anonymous versions of our eight castmates, from the tanning addict to the smushing couple. They reference “the shirt before the shirt,” and getting wastey-pants.
In the second promo, MTV puts together some of the all-time best moments in Jersey Shore history, including Snooki screaming, “Where’s the beach?!” before face-planting into it, JWOWW getting intimate with Crocadilly, Deena Nicole getting stuck in a box, drunk Ronnie breaking the Shore house stripper pole, and so many more partying clips.