It seems that Jersey Shore’s Ronnie can make more than just a powerful batch of Ron Ron Juice.

The reality star recently announced that he will also be releasing a Smush Cocktail series — three colorful diet cocktails, each with only 34 calories per serving.

Ronnie’s “zero guilt” beverages come in three flavors: Smooshjito Mojito, Cosmush Cosmo, and Smooshita Margarita.

Let’s just pray that someone talks to Ron’s marketing team before this drink trio hits shelves. The word smooshita is enough to make anyone feel queasy, even before taking a sip of the concoction.  

Besides their questionable names, the drinks might actually be a tasty way to keep calories in check. After all, if there’s one thing a Jersey Shore star knows, it’s how to stay in tip-top shape while indulging in night after night of excessive drinking.

Need a Jersey Shore fix? Catch the next new episode of The Pauly D Project on Thursday, April 5 at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT on MTV.

Source: MTV Remote Control

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