Jersey Shore’s Sammi Sweetheart may be quiet on Season 5, but no one can accuse her of not having an opinion. In an interview with The Huffington Post, Sammi says who she think would make the best parent among the castmates, and already has a name picked out for Snooki’s rumored baby.
When asked what she thinks of the possible pregnancy, Sammi claims, “I don’t know too much about that, but if she's pregnant I'm happy for her, and if she's not pregnant I'm still happy for her.” Sammi gives girl power a whirl and concludes, “I support my girlfriends.”
As for the best parent in the house, Sammi still clings to the popular notion that “Jenni’s like, the mother of the house, so we always thought that she would be a good parent.” We wonder when JWOWW will launch a maternity clothing line made of dental floss and nylon swatches.
And Sammi has a genius idea for what to name the Snooki spawn, because it works whether it’s a boy or a girl: Pickle. That way Jionni and Snooks won’t have to worry about what color to paint the nursery — they can paint it green!
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