Credit: WENN.com/FayesVision Photo: Mike Gets Shady at the Devotion/Doctrine Launch Party

So much for Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino being the king of branding. According to Snooki, the Jersey Shore guido with the biggest ego may have the talent to head-butt a concrete wall, but he’s not so gifted in the money management area.

Snooki tells GQ that, despite earning major moolah as part of MTV’s ragtag meatball parade, she’s wisely saving up her money and wearing $50 outfits instead. Snooks contrasts her interest-earning game plan with that of the Sitch: “I save it. Jersey Shore is going to end soon. I'm not going to spend money like Mike [The Situation]. He's already broke!”

Apparently shilling for obscure tuxedo companies and selling cheaply made gym bags with his name on them (at half-off!) is lucrative, but Mike can’t hold on to his earnings longer than it takes him to buy a t-shirt with diamond necklaces built in to the fabric. Happy spending!

Source: GQ via The Superficial

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