After JWOWW’s blog post about what to do with hair down there, we thought we’d seen it all. But this week, the Jersey Shore star got even more personal.

JWOWW took to her personal website’s blog today to share tips on the art of the shower smush.

Her first piece of wisdom? Use your surroundings. “If you don’t grab on to anything, you’re screwed in more ways than one,” the star writes.

Next, JWOWW advises skipping the shaving when company’s around and being careful about slips and falls. 

And of course, the reality star doesn’t forget about appearance. 

“It’s also crucial that both you and your bathroom are always presentable,” she writes. “Keep things clean and you’ll be good to go.”

Need a Jersey Shore fix? Catch the next new episode of The Pauly D Project on Thursday, April 19 at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT on MTV.


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