Credit: Jason Merritt/ Getty Images Photo: JWOWW in a Baby Doll Dress

We would be lying if we denied that the first thing we noticed about JWOWW the moment she pulled up to the Jersey Shore house way back in Season 1 was her big, fake boobs. Okay, maybe the skunk chunk highlights, too (Remember those? We're glad she got that taken care of.) But, like Goldilocks, JWOWW says the girls are just right. "They look big," JWOWW admits.  "But I have such a wide upper frame that they actually are in proportion." Could have fooled us.

The buxom babe is now singing the praises of her plastic surgeon, Dr. Stephen T. Greenburg, on her website, and, if you too are looking for some JWOWW-licious enhancements, she's offering a discount. "If you say JWOWW referred you, you will receive a free consultation and a discount on any procedure you get done as a result," says the doctor's office.

The discount applies to breast augmentation, tummy tucks, nose jobs, and more, all of which come with JWOWW's seal of approval: "I am happy to say that not only did I like the overall experience and I am more than happy with the procedure results."

Who can argue with that recommendation? Don't all clamor at once to get your very own overwhelmingly fake chest.

Source: RadarOnline

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