JWOWW’s father Terry already has a cult following, thanks to his Fabio-esque mane of hair and hippie indifference to the STD jokes and naked butts surrounding him while in his daughter’s company.

Now, JWOWW is publishing some of his dorkiest texts, elevating his fame and showing that Terry is not only beautiful, but also very quotable.

Here are two examples from JWOWW’s blog.

JWOWW: Hit 100 today
JWOWW: Yea it’s a night shoot
Terry: As Paris would say “That’s Hot”

Terry: Hello, i saw the pic. On MTV blog. That was so nice. Watch You n Roger on EXTRA. Thinkin about getting INKED. Haha what to get n where.That is the Question. haha got it Winnie The Pooh on my left ass cheek!!!
JWOWW: Hahahaha

Just like JWOWW says, sometimes parents say the darndest things. To see more dorky and hilarious parental texts, read JWOWW’s full blog post here.

Want more Jersey Shore? Catch the next episode of Snooki & JWOWW on on Thursday, August 16 at 10 p.m. on MTV.

Source: JWOWW.com

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