- Hold onto your hair gel-stained hats: Pauly D made $2.1 million for Jersey Shore Season 5.

- Snooki got into a heated Twitter feud with a TLC reality star that you’ve probably never heard of. Team Snooks!

- Speaking of Snooki: She dyed her hair dark black and blond. Skunk Snooks!

- We know that everyone loves to hate The Situation but we honestly believe that him being sober means that he will be at his best for Season 6.

- Deena asked noted sex columnist Dan Savage for advice on how to do sex stuff. First lesson: It's "have sex," not "do sex."

- Wondering how JWOWW got so skinny? She revealed her super strict diet plan this week and it involves steamed asparagus. Um, yum?

- Sammi got a glamorous make-over. Do you think this will make Ronnie jealous?

- Oh yeah: Snooki is designing slippers for babies now.

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