Read the First Chapter of Snooki's New Book, Gorilla Beach

Snooki has done it again! And by "it," we mean written a book. It's up to you to decide if it's a good book.

Gorilla Beach, the sequel to Snooki's New York Times bestseller (really) A Shore Thing, hits the shelves on May 15, but Hollywood Life has a sneak peek of the first chapter, which is titled "Like a Slutty Virgin."

If that delightful bit of wordplay isn't enough to get you to check out Snooki's latest masterwork, maybe this gem of a line will be: "Holding a bouquet of white plastic roses, Gia strutted the length of the store aisle between racks of bondagewear and a wall of stripper wigs. She did a dramatic pose, arching her back. Her barely holstered boobs popped out of the corset."

Classy stuff! We wouldn’t expect anything less from Snooki. Read the full chapter here.

Want more? You can pre-order the book on Amazon for $16.33.

Need a Jersey Shore fix? Catch the next new episode of The Pauly D Project on Thursday, May 10  at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT on MTV

Source: Hollywood Life

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