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What didn’t happen in the Jersey Shore universe this week?!

- In case you missed it, there was a major rumble in the Jersey Shore jungle last weekend (June 8). Roger and Ronnie were reportedly involved, the alleged victims planned to sue, one hired a lawyer, and one already has an assault history.

- The worst part of the Bamboo Brawl? JWOWW sprained her ankle trying to pull Roger away, and now she’s depressed and crying because he hasn’t talked to her since!

- In other legal news, Deena Nicole was spotted crying, dancing, hitting cars, and screaming on the boardwalk on June 10. She was arrested, and bailed out by her parents before the sun went down.

- Proving she’s a blast in a glass, she was spotted at work the next day, and drinking a few days after that! We just hope she doesn’t wind up facing jail time... To cheer her up, we gathered 15 of her silliest, craziest outfits together in one gallery!

- Don’t worry, we could never forget our pregnant Snooki, especially when nude photos of her surface. (Her ex Emilio claims he never saw them before.) Snooks went on a date at Karma with her man, got into a fight, and carried a fake baby for practice. Also, we collected her wildest bikini photos of all time!

- The Situation may be getting teased for being sober, but he’s finally lucky in love. Sources say he asked Paula to be his girlfriend!

- Vanessa the Pauly D stalker is still hunting for her prey, we found out the crazy high salaries of the macaroni rascals, the whole cast had a late night, and JWOWW and Snooki played old scooter ladies for a day.

Stay out of trouble this weekend, kids!

Miss Jersey Shore? Catch the premiere of Snooki and JWOWW’s new spin-off on Thursday, June 21 on MTV.

Molly Friedman is an editor at Wetpaint Entertainment. Follow her on Twitter @MollyFriedman.

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