- O-M-G: Ronnie got punk’d by friend of Wetpaint Jeni Elizabeth. Good job, Jeni!

- Rumor control: Snooki’s fiance Jionni is not cheating on her with his ex-girlfriend. But if he ever did we would totally exclude him from our table at lunch.

- Speaking of Snooki: get a sneak peek of her new spin-off with JWOWW!

- Hm, could JWOWW and Roger be secretly engaged? Our source sure thinks so.

- We partied with Pauly D (and the rest of The Pauly D Project crew) and lived to tell the tale. Also: he doesn’t want Angelina back for Season 6.

- Jersey Shore’s most under-appreciated cast member, Deena Nicole, got a dramatic makeover on her teef. Watch out Pauly: Deena has a better smile than you now!

- Oh yeah, The Situation is out of rehab.

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