The Smushers: Snooki and Dennis
The Smush Score: 8 out of 10 Smush Points
The Smush Reason: We love that Snooki felt comfortable smushing while her girl Jenni was still in the room — we’re just not sure Jenni loved it as much. Jenni was, however, able to provide us with some very entertaining details from that magical night: “It would basically be moaning and then ‘Oh, what’s your last name?,’ moaning, ‘Do you have any kids?’” We’re not sure if Snooki got any answers, but we do know that she got some.
The Smushers: Vinny and Ryan (the Hooters girl)
The Smush Score: 6 out of 10 Smush Points
The Smush Reason: Props to Vin for picking up a Hooters girl. Like he said: “Classy.” We don’t know about the actual Smush, but when Jenni says, “I didn’t get no sleep last night,” Vinny coolly responds, “Me either.” We’re not quite sure why Angelina called Ryan a grenade, except that she was probably thinking, “OMG I love Vinny I wish that were me.” Don’t worry, Ange. You’ll get your chance.
The Smush Score: 4 out of 10 Smush Points
The Smush Reason: Sammi knew exactly how to end her romantic dinner with Ronnie: by popping the big question. “Smush?” And smush they did. Usually we’d be more excited about a successful smash sesh, but when it comes to Sam and Ron, it’s just more old news.
The Smushers: Vinny and Angelina
The Smush Score: 1 out of 10 Smush Points
The Smush Reason: Like we said, Angelina had her eyes on Vinny, and when her chance came, she pounced. It seemed almost inevitable that Vinny would take a ride on the Staten Island Ferry (you know: everybody gets a ride, and it’s free). But did he ride it all the way across the harbor? We’ll have to tune in next week to find out.
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