Credit: STILL Photo: STILL: Snooki and JWOWW Talk About Peeing Themselves and Labor Pains

Snooki and JWOWW are unfiltered besties who real-talk about everything, but they took it to the next level after last night’s episode of their hit MTV show.

The girls sat down for “tea time” after Snooki & JWOWW’s biggest episode yet, in which baby Lorenzo entered the world after a big “dry run” kerfuffle with Snooks and Jionni!

In the video below, the proud mama admits she “probably would have gave birth in the car” if they really got lost on their way to the hospital, and spilled that she peed herself more times than she could count during her pregnancy — including on their practice run. Yuck!

But the most shocking bladder fail story was JWOWW’s! She admitted, “When I got my boobs done ... when you come out of anaesthesia you’re a little weird. I was in the doctor’s getting them checked up the next day, and I peed in the doctor’s office.” Say what?! Naturally, Snooks had a great comeback question lined up, asking, “Was your vagina numb?”

The 10-minute video features a lot of crazy (and sometimes disgusting) antics. Watch below, but make sure not to eat anything before hitting “play.”

Oh, and as a bonus? JWOWW talks about what to do when she has a baby. But is that anytime soon? You’ll have to watch and find out!