Snooki has officially informed America on when she’ll be ready to settle down and start her Guido family. She reveals, "I wanna be married by 26, 27... get pregnant right away and have like, you know, four Guido/Guidette babies." Yikes. Can you imagine all the baby poufs? As for the dream dude? "My ultimate guy would be hysterical, funny, makes me laugh, very family oriented, obviously tanned. He has to have muscles and just know how to have a good time," Snooki says. Hmm, Vinny seems to fit the bill in all areas except tan. Maybe he’s on the list?
The pouf-sporting Shore babe is still single, though. “Wah” is all she has to say on the subject. But at 22, Snooki still has another four years before she finds the gorilla juicehead of her dreams and raises tiny spray-tanned babies of her own. In fact, she’s still soaking up her 15 minutes of fame. Rhe fashion forward (?) guidette says, "I wanna be a clothing designer, hair designer... Try acting just to say that I tried it, and if I'm a success at it, good for me. If I'm not, I tried." Stick to reality television, Snookers. For our sake.