Snooki obsessive ex Emilio Masella, apparently not content with rambling to the media about how he wants the Jersey Shore star back, took to Twitter after Snooki's pregnancy and engagement was officially announced to trash her fiance, Jionni LaValle, igniting a gross Twitter war.
Jionni happily tweeted the news, saying, "Thank You everyone!! Sorry about that wait but glad everyones happy!! Nicole and I are real excited!! Our baby is going to be #ShortnTan."
Emilio, being the classy guy he is, responded with, "1) Let's hope it's beautiful and healthy. 2) lets hope it's yours. #YourAPhony&YouKnowIt #KarmaWillGetYou."
Which...what does that even mean? How is Jionni a phony, and how does being a phony relate to the baby being his? If Emilio's going to be a dick, you'd think he could at least be a coherent dick.
Anyway, then Jionni tweeted, "For All u jealous, disrespectful haters out there, u see what u wana see on tv! My fiancé and I n JR are going to be so happy! #youllgeturs"
Then, as documented over at Buzzfeed, the two got into a back-and-forth argument, where Jionni accused Emilio of being jealous (duh), and Emilio responded with things like, "jealousy! Is taking your girls phone. Some1 is a little insecure. Guess u & I are only ones who know how she really feels ;)" and, "you make no sense an act like ur in 6th grade with your insecurities. What kind of man stays with a woman whose CHEATED on him."
Jionni has since come to his senses and deleted some of his tweets with Emilio, probably realizing that reasoning with him is a lost cause. Emilio, of course, thinks this proves Jionni is "a little boy" and "not a father I'd want."
We hate to break it to you, Emilio, but there's a clear winner in this little Twitter war, and it's not you. Even Angelina managed to rein in her spitefulness for one sweet congratulatory tweet.
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