Credit: CeleBuzz Photo: Watch: Snooki Films Fake Commercial For Her New Perfume

Even though Snooki has said that her new perfume, Snooki by Snooki Polizzi, would smell like “cotton candy,” so much candy that even “an eight-year old [is] going to want to wear it,” we don’t recommend that any eight-year olds watch her new parody perfume commercial for Funny or Die.

Shot using a very Madonna-in-”Vogue” black and white set, Snooki begins by eating a green pickle. A very dramatic blonde guy who “sounds like a poetry book,” is aching over his unrequited love for Snooks, but she wants nothing from him except his “fancy champagne,” and maybe a quick smush, if he wants to, or something.

Note to guys: Snooki doesn’t like it when men “throw all their toys” around, and they should “learn how to act around a lady.” Which, apparently, does not include spontaneous monocle dropping.

Source: Funny or Die

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Credit: Celebuzz Photo: Snooki's Fake Perfume Ad