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Are you painfully dateless for Valentine's Night? Don't settle for a night of Ben & Jerry's and romantic comedies just yet. Deena, Snooki, and JWOWW took time out of their busy schedules to impart some last minute tips on how to land a guido by tonight to TV Guide. If you heed their advice and hit the clubs this Valentine's Day, you just might find yourself whipping up breakfast for your own tanned, muscled juicehead tomorrow.

First things first: How to prep before you head out. JWOWW insists on bronzer and eyelashes, at the very least. Still contemplating your outfit? "Florescent colors, leopard print, bright, the brighter the better."

Snooki suggests big hair and a hot dress, and Deena swears by extensions, nails, and a tan. Also, Dee advises, "Learn how to do your makeup." We'll let the irony of that statement slide.

Once you've got the look down, you'll snag a guy easily. But should you smush? Each of the girls has a different first date rule.

Snooki says, "If you're into the guy and you wanna do it, do it. I don't think there should be a rule or a time. It's up to you and how you feel."

JWOWW's rule? "I wont hook up with a guy that's hooking up with another girl. I wait until I know all eyes are on me."

Ever the boyfriend hunter, Deena cautions, "If you're trying to wife up a guy, definitely don't do sex on a first date. If you really want to be with someone, wait it out." But, remember to keep an open mind. "Sometimes go out of the box. If it's not a guy you normally go for, give him a chance."

At the end of the day (or night), the girls each have a foolproof rule for finding love.

• JWOWW: "Never settle."
• Deena: "Be yourself."
• Snooki: "Don't look for it. He'll come when you least expect it."

So slather on your fake tanner now, and stock up on hairspray for tonight, because we, like the Jersey Shore girls, deeply care about getting you a guido to celebrate V-Day with.

For more tips, watch the full video:

Catch the macaroni rascals on a new episode of Jersey Shore on Thursday, February 16 at 10 pm ET/PT on MTV.

Source: TV Guide

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