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"It was my birthday this weekend, and these girls put cake on my body and ate it off. One girl said, 'You have the nicest chest I ever ate cake off.' I got pictures to prove it. I'll send 'em to you." — Pauly D in the October issue of GQ

Gross. The cake probably just tasted like Axe.

Source: Pop Eater