Four whole syllables! Nice, girl!
4. JWOWW: “Rudy is so gay! Gay pride! Yea!”
We admire your enthusiasm.
3. We’ll be sure to put gloves on next time.
Vinny: “I don’t know if you want to touch that hand.”
2. Ronnie: “Right away I know it’s either Snooki or Jenni. But then I read the letter and I see the word ‘wisely’. And I know Snooki doesn’t use that kind of vocabulary.”
Snooki Bond strikes again.
And #1 goes to...
He just cares about her health!
6. Ronnie: “I mean, how deep is a grave? Six feet? I’m probably two and a half, three feet down right now.”
This one was way too clever for Ronnie.
5. Snooki: “They’re not attracted to vagina, they’re attracted to b****, okay?”
Yep, that’s the main difference.
10. Ronnie: “I’m definitely not a saint. If I walked through church right now I’d probably burst into flames.”
Could have had us fooled.
9. Sammi: “No I’m, like, I’m not okay right now. I’m bugging out. Like, I’m okay. But I’m not okay.”
So, you’re okay?
8. Pauly D: “Whoever it is, just give me his social security number and I’ll have him taken care of.”
We get the feeling those Italian Advocacy groups aren’t going to be happy with this one.