Before this site came along, we don’t think anyone has ever put “Jersey” and “Genius” in the same sentence. But that’s because we understand the subtle, complicated genius that is the Jersey Shore gang. We understand them on a deeper level than most, which is why we’re able to extract their most brilliant bits. Here are the Unexpected Moments of Jersey Genius from Episode 2.9.
Reproduction. Thanks to Ronnie, we now know that the bed in the “Smash Room” is basically a giant petri dish. “God only knows what’s on these because they were on the bed for three hours. They’ve got my children, Mike’s children, you got Snooki juice.” We appreciate the Bio lesson, Ron. Let’s just hope those flowers didn’t cross-pollinate with anything.
Sensitivity. Angelina’s mom hit the nail on the head after hearing her daughter crying on the phone: “Were the dresses too tight maybe?” Yeah, that must be it, and not the fact the she’s thousands of miles away from home and living in house with seven people who basically hate her guts.
Grooming. Everyone knows to take care of their GTL. But do they know why they should? As The Situation explains, “If you don’t go to the gym, you don’t look good. If you don’t tan, you’re pale! And if you don’t do laundry, then you ain’t got no clothes!” And if ya don’t know, now ya know.