It’s a love story for the ages. Vinny and Ramona. Guido and go-go dancer. What exactly is the story behind the girl Vinny is trying so desperately to wife up? Well, she’s certainly not exploiting her Jersey Shore fame to shamelessly promote herself the way Samantha the Canadian Model did. Vinny first successfully creeped on Ramona at Miami club Tantra, where she was a go-go dancer. The two planned a double date with Pauly D and Rocio, which Ramona infamously stood Vinny up for...twice, after which Vinny drank himself into a lonely stupor at the house. But, Vinny gave her another shot (and turned down two “sure things” in the process). The two met for a beach date, complete with two bottles of bubbly — Coke and Sprite, accompanied by Ramona’s pup. Vinny’s girl doffed her flowy skirt and showed off her hot bod on the beach while teaching Vinny a little of her native tongue (Romanian! Get your minds out of the gutter).
After seeing her suspiciously sick abs, some Jersey Shore fans speculated Ramona may, in fact, be a dude. However, in last week’s episode, Vinny managed to get it in, so we think it’s safe to put the kibosh on that rumor. Yes, after a steamy night out dancing, where Ramona remained adorably faithful to Vinny after The Sitch tried to pull a robbery, she and Vinny finally sealed the deal. Post-smush, a rare triple date occurred on the beach starring Vinny and Ramona, Pauly and Rocio, and Ronnie and Sammi. Sammi admitted it was cute to see Vinny wifing his girl up, and we’re inclined to agree. Seeing the vulnerable, non-doggin’ side of Vinny has been a treat. We hope there’s a tearful goodbye between the two on this week’s season finale. Or at least a 24-hour long good-bye smush sesh.