Hey there, Jersey Shore fans! We’ve got another round of questions from our Facebook page. Y’all sure are some curious cats, but don’t worry, we’ve got some fact-nip for ya. From JWOWW’s chest to Snooki’s reality dating show, here are answers to some of your most burning questions. Remember, if you’ve got a JS question for us, just ask on our Facebook page and we’ll try to get you an answer.


Q: How does Sammi stay so thin?

A: Sammi says her secret to staying slim in her white short-shorts is laying off the carbs: “I miss it like crazy, but I don’t eat pasta anymore... I eat my vegetables." Let’s not forget, Sam, that perpetually crying can also burn off a lot of calories. Thanks, Ronnie!

Q: Are JWOWW's boobs real?

A: Wow is this really a question? As the voluptuous guidette said herself: “They are paid for in full.” Makes sense; did you really think boobs are naturally shaped like perfectly round balloons filled with helium? You did? Huh.

Q: When is Snookin' For Love coming out?

A: According to several reports, Snookin’ for Love isn’t even a done deal yet. Snooki says she’s gotten a couple of different offers for a reality-style dating show, but hasn’t committed to anything. Obviously, the girl’s got other priorities right now, like lip synching to Britney Spears.