Season 3

Title: At the End of the Day
Air Date: March 24, 2011 at 10:00 PM PDT

This week's juicy, action-packed Jersey Shore finale picked up where last week left off — with Mike's meddling, manipulative phone call to his Cro-Magnon pal, and Sam's sometimes secret sext buddy, Arvin. Ron quickly jumped on the phone and demanded to know, man-to-man, mano-a-mano, if Arvin had ever made out with Sam. Arvin,...

Title: A House Divided
Air Date: March 17, 2011 at 10:00 PM PDT

It should be no surprise, then, that this most recent installment began with the fallout from last week's texting scandal. Upon learning of Sam's cellular indiscretion, Ron (who clearly forgot that he spent 95% of Miami doing the dirt) flipped his lid, and verbally pinned Sam into a corner... Read the full recap here.

Title: A Cheesy Situation
Air Date: March 3, 2011 at 12:00 AM PST

With the demonic presence, known only as Sammi Sweatpants, banished to the raised-ranch hell of Misery, NJ, the housemates — and, indeed, the viewers — were free to bask in the glory of a drama-free existence. Sadly, though, all good things must come to an end... Read the full recap here.

Title: Kissing Cousins
Air Date: February 24, 2011 at 12:00 AM PST

The episode opened with America's sweetheart kicking last week's one-night stand (Jionni, who incidentally is currently the love of her life) out of bed for crimes against cuddling; and, immediately after banishing the anti-snuzzling brute from her life, Snooki raced to the telephone and made arrangements for an afternoon date...

Title: Cabs Are Here!
Air Date: February 10, 2011 at 12:00 AM PST

And so began Sammi and Ronnie's most exhaustive, comprehensive confrontation to date. Words were said, insults were hurled, beds were thrown. Things quickly spiralled from bad, to worse, to hell-of-a-lot worse. The fight was truly beyond comprehension... Read the full recap here.

Title: Should We Just Break Up?
Air Date: February 3, 2011 at 12:00 AM PST

The wreckage began with the plight of poor Ron, who had drank one, or two, or 12 too many shots of Patron. The room was spinning for the big guy; and no matter how many chicken parm cutlets his sometimes girlfriend, Sammi Sweatpants, dangled in front of his tequila-crackled lips... Read the full recap here.

Title: Free Snooki
Air Date: January 20, 2011 at 12:00 AM PST

And so our story picked up immediately where it left off: Snooki, America's favorite over-cooked meatball, was hauled off to the slammer by a pack of drunk-hating policemen. Her crime: loving booze too much, and loving her liver too little. Meanwhile, Bowwoww took to the duck phone, desperately hoping to tip-off Papa Polizzi before the...

Title: Where's the Beach?
Air Date: January 17, 2011 at 12:00 AM PST

This latest installment of Jersey Shore opened with Snooki — like some starving, nineteenth-century Irish famine victim — eating a raw potato, for no reason other than the fact that she was hopelessly, haplessly intoxicated...

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Title: Back to the Shore
Air Date: January 6, 2011 at 12:00 AM PST

The Jersey Shore crew reunites at their old stomping ground, Seaside Heights. And while annoying Angelina isn't there, Snooki's friend Deena Cortese joins the cast. But Sammi is less than nice to her. A chick fight ensues. Read the full recap here.