Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

We know Mike Sorrentino loves to show off his impressive eight-pack “situation” for the ladies, but did you know he once got paid to do it?

That’s right, y’all — The Sitch used to be a stripper! Mike recently tweeted a pic of him shirtless and flanked by lovely ladies before the days of Jersey Shore, back when he was in college and worked as “a part-time...

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is known for enjoying the finer things in life, including gym, tanning, laundry and, well... women.

“My mistress,” he recently tweeted about a particular love of his life. “Never complains n always down to ride.”

Take your mind out of the gutter, Jersey Shore fans! The Sitch wasn’t talking about a girl — he was...

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino isn’t known for staying in relationships for long, but we were still surprised to find out how he’s spending Valentine’s Day.

The sexy guido is single and ready to mingle (bye, Paula!) but he’s still cooking up a storm on Cupid’s favorite day. But who is the lucky lady?

Yesterday, he tweeted:

We were sad to say goodbye to the cast of Jersey Shore after their final season — even troublemaker Mike, who has come a long way since Season 1 and tackled the difficult process of going through rehab and staying sober. But now that our summers at the infamous shore house are over, what is The Situation up to?

Mike’s been dabbling in a lot of different projects lately —...