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The Situation beats himself up during his fight with Ronnie. Say what?

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The best moment of Jersey Shore Season 4, Episode 5 was the amazing visual of The Situation knocking himself out against a wall, like the genius he is. But that doesn't mean the episode wasn't filled with our weekly dose of brilliant observations from the Jersey Shore cast on life, the universe, and, most importantly, how much everyone hates SamRon.  Check out our favorite quotes from...

Alright, whoever guessed "four episodes" for the big "how long will it take Ronnie and Sammi to have their first furniture-flinging fight of the season?" contest, guess what: You've won! But before we get to the latest in the pair's seemingly endless supply of relationship trainwreck footage, let's back up to the very beginning of this fist-flying installment of Jersey Shore. OK, so after the...