Quotes

As we prepare for the final season of Jersey Shore (Season 6 premieres October 4), it’s time to remember why we fell in love with these wild and crazy macaroni rascals to begin with. Starting, of course, with the gems that rolled off their tongues.

The Situation is one of the most-quoted cast members, and we came up with our 15 favorites below.

“Lock up your daughters, handcuff...

With Jersey Shore heading into its final season (*tear*), it's time look back at the many glorious hours of entertainment the cast has given us over the years.

So, of course, we have to take stock of all the crazy things that came out of the casts' mouths. Here are the 10 most hilarious things Pauly D had to say for himself over the years.

10. "Nothing like a nice herpe to ruin the party."...

With Jersey Shore heading into its final season (*sniff*), it's time to start looking back at the many glorious hours of entertainment the cast has given us over the years.

So, of course, we have to take stock of their crazy quotes. If there was one thing the show was always good for, it was memorable soundbites. Without further ado, here are our picks for Deena Nicole's most ridiculous,...

Recently Snooki was accused of saying she wouldn't change her baby's diaper. That quote is totally fabricated, but what has the mama-to-be said about pregnancy and her future child? We've rounded up our favorite pregnancy related quotes from Snooks right here.
 
1. "I was praying to go thru this pregnancy w/ no stretch marks & KEWL there starting to come! Moisturizing my tummy like...

In this week’s episode of Snooki & JWOWW, the girls head down to Cancun, Mexico for a sun-filled trip with their girlfriends. However, just because the gals are heading down to Cancun doesn’t mean that Snooki is totally knowledgeable about her vacation spot.

When the girls first arrive at their luxurious suite in Cancun, Snooki and her best friend Ryder head out onto the...