Quotes

As we waved goodbye to the smush room (and STDs, as Snooki reminded us), we realized that one little meatball really came into her own on Jersey Shore Season 5: Deena Nicole. Yes Deena, we like the boobs.

In honor of D fitting into the family so well and stealing America’s heart, we took a look back at some of her best Deena-isms this season. Snooki may be known for her vulgarity, but...

On this week's episode of Jersey Shore Season 5, Episode 8: “Sharp Objects” the cast went fishing for crabs (and not in their usual way of picking up randoms at Karma), drank a lot, and Snooki suffered from lack of smushing. It was slim pickings for quotables, but there were still a few one-liners that may end up on t-shirts at the Shore Store one day.

1. Ronnie, on a rough night...

Deena Nicole may take the cake (and bake the cake) when it comes to telling America how horny she is. And not just for guidos — she thinks guidettes are hot, too, and says kissing girls is “easier” than kissing guys.

The self-described “good time” tells the NY Daily News that she prefers making out with the ladies because “You don’t have to worry...

Sex and cake dominated the Top 10 quotes for this week’s Jersey Shore Season 5, Episode 7: "Love at the Jersey Shore" as JWOWW dressed up in a handkerchief after making up with beau Roger, Snooki drank while on antibiotics for her 10th UTI of the year (yikes!) and Deena hurt her back from turnpiking too hard with her new pal Joey. And apparently someone ate a piece of cake while...

This episode of Jersey Shore Season 5, Episode 6: “The Follow Game” was heavy on plot with Mike’s gossiping, Jenni’s fight with Roger and kinda short on one-liners, but thankfully we had Vinny and Deena in fine form this week to pick up the slack!

1. Snooki, as she says goodbye to her father: “Be safe, drink!”
Let’s hope he is heading to a club after...