Recap

Thankfully, Snooki & JWOWW Season 1, Episode 5 plucks us up from the cliff off of which we were dangling from last week’s episode: Snooki reveals to her Jersey Shore family (minus the notably-uninvited The Situation) that she is pregnant. On a cake.
 
As one can imagine, Vinnie freaks a little bit (“Oh my god! It looks just like me!), doing mental math on his fingers,...

On Snooki & JWOWW Season 1, Episode 4, the girls are finally feeling settled. Naturally, now that the nesting phase is complete, the ladies are ready to start hosting parties, and they decide to show off their new digs to their former (and possibly future) roommates from Jersey Shore (well, everyone except The Situation). As Snooki emphasizes, “[she’s] got big news to tell...

“It looks like a fat meatball!” Snooki concludes as JWOWW squeals, “It looks like a shrimp!”

Yup. It does look like those things. And what is “it,” exactly? Oh, y’know, Snooki and Jionni’s unborn child.

“It takes after us,” Jionni smiles. Aw, scrumptious.

In this week’s episode of Snooki & JWOWW, we all get to see the fruit...

This week, the girls (and their audience) are settling into their new lives together. There are a lot of burps, bad omens, and bets being made about the potential height of Snooki’s baby, AKA business-as-usual in Jersey.

First, a note: We're not sure if it just, like, didn’t happen last week, or if we were too downright excited for the premiere to even notice it, but the...

Christmas arrived six months ahead of schedule this year, at least for those of us who have longed for some Snooki and JWOWW wow-ness free of distractions like Mike’s abs, Pauly’s hair, and SamRon's emotional rollercoaster. In spite (or perhaps because) of Snooki’s pregnancy, and consequently her inability to properly “hurrah,” the premiere of the...