Rehab

Like the rest of his Jersey Shore castmates, The Situation rose to fame thanks in large part to his constant state of inebriation and subsequent ability to speak whatever the hell was on his mind.

So what’s the poor guy supposed to do now that he’s fresh out of a stint in rehab and reportedly sober? Apparently not club promoting, which previously earned Mike up to $25,000 per...

In light of the news that The Situation is now in rehab, the most interesting plotline Jersey Shore Season 5 has become, retroactively, one that only happened between the lines — Sitch's clear and disturbing downward spiral into shaky, broken paranoia. Why? Because it's the closest the season came to telling an emotionally honest story.

Yes. We just complained that Jersey Shore ...

As many Jersey Shore fans know, The Situation checked into rehab two weeks ago for a prescription drug problem. The Sitch voluntarily checked himself in, but a source has told RadarOnline that Sitch's problem is more extensive than he originally admitted.

When he checked in for rehab, he said it was for Xanax and Ambien, but according to Radar's source, Sitch was also taking...

In case you missed it, here are the big things that went down in the Jersey Shore world this week:

- Pauly D's spin-off, The Pauly D Project, premiered to mediocre reviews from fans and critics, though a bunch of people downloaded his theme song anyway. What did you think of the show?

- On the topic of spin-offs, JWOWW and Snooki's own spin-off, Snooki and JWOWW vs The World,  wrapped...

- First, the big news: The Situation is in rehab for an addiction to prescription pills. (Xanax and Ambien, if you want to get specific.)

- Meanwhile, MTV is moving forward with a sixth (and possibly, final?) season of Jersey Shore with the full cast.

- However, Dr. Drew told Wetpaint that he thinks Mike should stay at a sober house while filming in Seaside and that he thinks it would be...