Ryder

Snooki's BFF Caitlin Ryder, better known by last name only, has become one of our favorite Jersey Shore side acts. While she was once the only blonde to dare enter the Shore house during daylight hours, she has since switched to a darker hue, presumably so the guys will mistake her for a roommate and not hump her. Smart move.

Ryder has a pretty big appearance on the Season 5 premiere —......

People love to rag on the Jersey Shore cast, but sometimes it's their friends and significant others who really deserve the hate.

In the Jersey Shore Season 5 premiere, we were introduced to the non-delights of Situation's friend Unit, a curly-haired trouble-maker dead-set on ruining Snooki's night out of spite.

As distasteful as Unit was, he's hardly the first Jersey Shore hanger-on to be...

Yeah, we know you were dancing around your living rooms, holding a giant margarita (possibly with a beer dumped in it) in hand last night for the triumphant return of Jersey Shore Season 5 on Thursday night. Man, did it feel right. Back in Seaside Heights, back where the chicks are easy, the manparts are shaped like watermelons, tanning oil flows freely, and the STD meds are free. Oh, wait...