"I have no idea why Sammi's here. She's boring. There's nothing to her. She's just there. She's like furniture." Deena Nicole Cortese
We can't help but love that little Deena. Maybe it's because she's new, but Snooki's pal just cuts through the first-pump BS and hits directly at the emotional core of things, doesn't she? Because, let's face it: Sammi Sweatpants was beyond boring in this...
