Season 3 Episode 5

As we've seen in seasons past and present, the Jersey Shore kids aren't those celebrities who get off the hook for stuff just because they're famous. Ronnie did a night in jail for knocking out a guy on the boardwalk with one hit (which now threatens his acquisition of a visa to shoot Season 4 in Italy this summer), and Snooki spent the day in the drunk tank after annoying beach patrons of...

Merriam-Webster defines codependency as "a psychological condition or a relationship in which a person is controlled or manipulated by another who is affected with a pathological condition; broadly: dependence on the needs of or control by another.

And there you have it! Merriam-Webster perfectly, succinctly, recapped the most recent Jersey Shore episode (as well as Ron and Sam's bad romance)...

What would gorillas and grenades, blackouts and breakups be without a rockin' soundtrack to set the mood for Jersey Shore? Get down to the songs that were featured in Season 3, Episode 5, "Drunk Punch Love," and channel all the show's drama through your ears as you work on your own GTL!

Artist: Hawthorne Heights | Song: "I Am On Your Side"
Artist: Dr. Pants | Song: "Doppleganger Rock"
Artist: ...

Did you miss the punch seen 'round the world? Sammi has a heck of a right hook on her. She hit Ronnie square in the jaw and then he proceeded to cry for the remainder of the episode on Jersey Shore Season 3, Episode 5. But that wasn't the first punch we've seen on the show. These guidos and guidettes know how to hit! But if you found yourself in the throes of a fight with one of these...