Season 5 Episode 3

This week's episode of Jersey Shore, Season 5, Episode 3: “Dropping Like Flies,” involved a lot of musical beds and a lot of drinking away the pain of Vinny's departure. So, while we're left without the prowess of Vincenzo's one liners this week, it's only natural that 50% of our Top Ten Quotes from last night's episode come from drunk Meatballs, right? Check it out:

1. Snooki, on...

In spite of all the “douchebag” behavior The Situation is guilty of over the past four seasons of Jersey Shore — from his very first fight with Ronnie in the first few episodes of Season 1 to his latest scheme to ambush Snooki with The Unit’s fearsome curls and “truth” — we’re going out a limb and asking: do you think the rest of the group is...

The title of this week’s Jersey Shore Season 5, Episode 3: "Dropping Like Flies" didn’t make sense until the final five minutes, when Deena Nicole brilliantly observed that the amazing eight were down to six. The absence of one Vinny Guadagnino was strongly felt last night, so let's dive into the horror show of The Birthday Weekend.

"Is Vinny back yet? NO...wah!" As we...