Season 6 Episode 2

Jersey Shore is back, bitches, for what (MTV) promises to be the dramatic conclusion to the three-year, six-season run that's given us more ferris wheel montages than Paris Jackson's childhood at the Neverland Ranch. So, why is it ending? I mean, let's be real, that Shore house isn't cheap and Danny, boss man at the Shore Store, probably requires a hefty paycheck. Don't blame New Jersey...

Jersey Shore is back and that means tons of hilarious quotes from the cast. Here are the top quotes from the cast from the Season 6 premiere, including details about Snooki’s farts and what rule number 667 is in the Swag Handbook.

JWOWW: “I’m actually really shocked that Roger’s still with me.”
Wait until he proposes!

Snooki: “S**t my vagina hurts.”
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In case you hadn’t heard (but how can that be?!), Jersey Shore Season 6 will be the final season of the game-changing show. It’s almost here, so we’re going to make sure we see every moment of the guido/guidette fairy tale. So when does it start?

Jersey Shore Season 6 premieres on Thursday, October 6 at 10 p.m. ET/PT, 9 p.m. CT, and the premiere is two hours long, comprised...