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Deena put the "bionic" in "lesbionic"! Ron realized that he and Sam get on like a house-of-horrors on fire! Jersey Shore Season 4, Episode 4 was chock full of oratory gems — so put on a clean T-shirt, slap on some fake tan, and check out our personal faves.

10. Vinny: "Robbing is not teamwork. It's called 'tag-team', not 'tag-rob.'"
Whatever you call it, you still go sloppy seconds, bro.

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They're baaaaaaaack! The inaugural Italian episode of Jersey Shore packed in some strongly-worded panties, some shockingly unexpected Pauly/Deena tongue sex, and a whole lot of other cray-cray goodness. Don't call the cabs just yet, because we’ve got your top 5 ridiculous moments from Season 4, Episode 1.

5. Reality TV, Shmeality TV
Okay, so we think MTV needs to lay off this "staging...

Vinny put the "I" in "bidet"! Ron's friends put an embargo on Sam-related smushing! Jersey Shore Season 4, Episode 1 was chock full of oratory gems — so put on a clean T-shirt, slap on some fake tan, and check out our personal faves.

10. Deena: "In Italy I'm expecting: bring a guy home. But I won't do sex."
Of course, Deena never told us what she considers "sex" to be, so...

9. Sammi:...

The cast of Jersey Shore has always gotten a lot of flack for being bad role models, poor representations of Italian-Americans, free and easy with their privates, etc. But if you look past all of their antics, you can actually learned a lot about life from the cast.

Snooki, for example, sometimes seems like she needs to get herself together, but she actually has a handle on some of life's...

The cast of Jersey Shore has always gotten a lot of flack for being bad role models, poor representations of Italian-Americans, free and easy with their privates, etc. But if you look past all of their antics, you can actually learned a lot about life from the cast.

Snooki, for example, sometimes seems like she needs to get herself together, but she actually has a handle on some of life's...