Jessica Simpson’s Ex Files — See Her Famous Lovers! (VIDEO)
We all thought Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey were "meant to be" back during the Newlyweds era, but it turns out their MTV-documented marriage lasted only three years — and then the pop star romance popped.
Since then, the 33-year-old "Irresistible" singer has enjoyed a slew of famous paramours, as you can see in the video above.
Most significant, perhaps, is her current beau and baby daddy: Eric Johnson. She started dating the former NFL star around May 2010, and they became engaged that November. Since then, they've welcomed two children: daughter Maxwell Drew (born in May 2012) and son Ace Knute (born in July 2013).
In the pre-Johnson years, Jessica's other significant relationship was with another football star, Tony Romo, whom she started seeing in November 2007. It was not meant to be, though — perhaps because Dallas Cowboys fans blamed her for Tony's subsequent performance problems. The two called it quits in July 2009.
And that isn't all! Check out the video above to see which former suitor who called Jess "sexual napalm" — and the one rumored hookup we just don't understand. (One hint: That guy is truly Smashing.)