12 Offensive Quotes Proving John Mayer Is the Actual Worst

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12 Offensive Quotes Proving John Mayer Is the Actual Worst

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12 Offensive Quotes Proving John Mayer Is the Actual Worst

John Mayer’s seventh studio album comes out today, April 14, and we hope The Search For Everything reflects a more mature side of the singer-songwriter.

Now 39, John has ‘fessed up to having “lost [his] mind for a while” and “doing dumb interviews,” but that’s an understatement. 

The Rolling Stone and Playboy interviews in question come off as racist, misogynistic, and homophobic — and sometimes just lewd.

Here are some of the worst sound bites from that dark chapter of his career…

12 Offensive Quotes Proving John Mayer Is the Actual Worst
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1. On not dating black women

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1. On not dating black women

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“My d—k is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a f—kin’ David Duke c—k. I’m going to start dating separately from my d—k.” – to Playboy

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2. On why black people “love” him

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2. On why black people “love” him

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“It’s like I come on very strong. I am a very… I’m just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can’t handle very, then I’m a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That’s why black people love me.” – to Playboy

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3. On his “hood pass”

3. On his “hood pass”

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“Someone asked me the other day, ‘What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?’ And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a n—r pass.” – to Playboy

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4. On Perez Hilton

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4. On Perez Hilton

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“I will f—k you in the ass to shut you up. You are not wilder than me.” – in a standup comedy routine

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5. On kissing Perez Hilton

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5. On kissing Perez Hilton

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“The only man I’ve kissed is Perez Hilton … All of a sudden I thought, I can outgay this guy right now. I grabbed him and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I have ever put on anybody — almost as if I hated f—gs. I don’t think my mouth was even touching when I was tongue kissing him, that’s how disgusting this kiss was.” – to Playboy

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6. On his relationship with Jessica Simpson

6. On his relationship with Jessica Simpson

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“Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.” – to Playboy

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7. On attractive women

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7. On attractive women

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“Like, you need to have them be able to go toe-to-toe with you intellectually. But don’t they also have to have a vagina you could pitch a tent on and just camp out on for, like, a weekend? Doesn’t that have to be there, too? The Joshua Tree of vaginas?” – to Rolling Stone

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8. On being a commitment-phobe

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8. On being a commitment-phobe

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“Here’s what I really want to do at 32: f—k a girl and then, as she’s sleeping in bed, make breakfast for her. So she’s like, ‘What? You gave me five vaginal orgasms last night, and you’re making me a spinach omelet? You are the shit!’ So she says, ‘I love this guy.’ I say, ‘I love this girl loving me.’ And then we have a problem.” – to Rolling Stone

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9. On one-upping other guys

9. On one-upping other guys

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“When I’m f—king you, I’m trying to f—k every man who’s ever f—ked you, but in his ass, so you’ll say ‘No one’s ever done that to me in bed.’” – to Rolling Stone

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10. On pornography

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10. On pornography

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“By the way, pornography? It’s a new synaptic pathway. You wake up in the morning, open a thumbnail page, and it leads to a Pandora’s box of visuals. There have probably been days when I saw 300 vaginas before I got out of bed.”  – to Playboy

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11. On pornography (again)

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11. On pornography (again)

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“I am the new generation of masturbator, I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week.” – to Rolling Stone

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12. On masturbation

12. On masturbation

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“I don’t jerk off because I’m horny. I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.” – to Rolling Stone

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John Mayer’s seventh studio album comes out today, April 14, and we hope The Search For Everything reflects a more mature side of the singer-songwriter.

Now 39, John has ‘fessed up to having “lost [his] mind for a while” and “doing dumb interviews,” but that’s an understatement. 

The Rolling Stone and Playboy interviews in question come off as racist, misogynistic, and homophobic — and sometimes just lewd.

Here are some of the worst sound bites from that dark chapter of his career…