Yo, Desiree Hartsock, we're really happy that you're engaged to Chris Siegfried or whatever, but we're even happier you eliminated living embodiment of sexiness Juan Pablo Galavis when you were in Barcelona, because OMG HE'S THE NEXT BACHELOR!!
That's right, the time has come to put on your stud goggles and check out Juan, a Venezuelan-American professional soccer player who played for the USL-1 team Miami FC. Annnnnd, commence swoons. According to Juan's Wikipedia page (yes, he has a Wikipedia page), he's 32 and played college soccer for Roberts Wesleyan. Dude travels all around the world thanks to his job, and he's a fluent Spanish speaker. In fact, most of Juan's tweets are in his native language, but fear not, Bachelor Nation. Juan has an adorable 4-year-old daughter named Camila! (Oh, and Camila's mother happens to be smoking hot actress, Carla Rodriguez.)
Juan Pablo’s time in the “hot seat” at the Men Tell All was a retrospective of all his spiciest moments during his time on the season. We would tell you more but we were just too distracted by his muy caliente accent, just confirming our suspicions that the rest of the contestants are como ratones in comparison to this Venezuelan love-machine!
We can't say we're surprised that Juan Pablo is the next Bachelor. Between his ovary-compelling love for his daughter, his time on the Men Tell All, and his rabid Bachelor Nation fan base, it makes TOTAL sense that he'd get the gig. Let's just hope he finds someone wonderful to fill the stepmother-of-his-adorable-daughter-shaped hole in his corazon during Season 18 of The Bachelor, which is set to air in January.
Occupation: Soccer player, music consultant
Hometown: Miami, Florida via Rochester, New York