Bachelor 2014 Juan Pablo Galavis: Contestants Must Have WHICH Feature?
Juan Pablo Galavis has 99 problems and a lack of girlfriends ain't one. This Venezuelan heartthrob was just named ABC's next Bachelor, which means he's moments away from shacking up with 25 gorgeous ladies, all of whom want nothing more than to worship him. And to marry him. And to bask in the glorious glow of his glorious green eyes.
Chris Harrison and his minions have the daunting task of interviewing contestants for Juan Pablo's season, and along with making sure none of them are certifiably insane, Chris and company need to ensure that these gals have ample assets. No, really, Juan Pablo is extremely concerned about his harem's lovely lady lumps.
"I hope the 25 CHICKS have nice BUTTS... Lol," Juan Pablo tweeted on August 15. Hashtagging it, beautifully, "#buttchicks." (See? Who said there’d be a language barrier?!)
Having a bikini-ready body is basically a requirement of being a Bachelor contestant, so we're thinking Juan Pablo has nothing to worry about. With any luck his ladies in waiting will all show up in apple bottom jeans, and Juan Pablo can serenade them with an acoustic performance of the Thong Song!
And speaking of music, does anyone else think "Butt Chicks" is a great band name? Someone make that happen. They can serenade JPG and his chicas on a group date...