Dancing with the Stars is a beautiful place where B-list celebrities slip their nip-tucked bodies into Spanx and pirouette around the dance in a bedazzled fit of ecstasy. It's also a place where former Bachelors go to take photos like this.

It's a well-known fact that Bachelors and Bachelorettes frequently get hooked up with DWTS, and we're dying to know whether Bachelor 18 Juan Pablo Galavis will glitter-coat his svelte body and take the stage in the Spring 2014 season. Juan recently told Extra's Mario Lopez that he was interested in the idea, musing "We'll see, man. I like dancing a lot."

To quote Saved By the Bell, "we're so excited, we're so excited, we're so... scared." While it's great that Juan Pablo is so enthusiastic about dancing up a storm on national television (he's so The Bachelor version of Billy Elliot), we're slightly concerned about his skills. Or lack thereof.

Behold, a video of Juan Pablo dancing in South Korea during week four of The Bachelor with six of his lady friends. One word: yikes. Juan doesn't exactly have moves like Jagger –– though it'd be hard for anyone to dance in a cowl neck that weighty. Then again, there's no excuse for how noodle-like his arms are.

Do you think Juan Pablo should appear on Dancing with the Stars, or do you think this video is proof that he should never be allowed near a stage again? Hit the poll and let us know what you think!