What a time to be alive: just two weeks into 2014 and Justin Bieber’s first mega-scandal of the year is in full force. Now that Eggmageddon has gotten the police involved, we’re on the edge of our seats waiting to find out if the Biebs will be charged with a felony or not. And while Kylie Jenner said her piece on the whole ordeal yesterday, it’s time for Joel McHale to hilariously weigh in.
“He’s a f—king idiot,” Joel said when he stopped by Conan this week — to much applause.
“I feel like he’s got all those guys around him, he’s just running out of things to do,” Joel added. “He’s so rich and so successful that they’re like, ‘Well, what do you want to do?’ and he’s like, ‘Let’s shave a dog, what do you want to do?’”
Justin is getting a kick out of illegal activity lately — street art, in particular — which could totally be the result of rich kid boredom. Although if we had that kind of money, we’d probably prefer to go shopping. Maybe buy an island we could name after ourselves or something.
“I feel like he’s gotta do some toilet papering of a tree of some sort, leave the dog poop on fire,” Joel said. “It’s weird how he’s going back to pranks from 1950.”
Oh, Joel McHale, how you rip the words right out of our mouths. Yeah, we’ve gotta admit Justin’s style is a little old-school. Come on, dude, it’s the age of technology. Why aren’t you busy trying to hack into CNN’s website to replace the homepage with pictures of butts or something?
Kids these days.