Credit: Jason Kempin/Getty Images Photo: Justin Bieber Poses at the Premiere of Believe in Los Angeles, California on December 18, 2013

Justin Bieber, it’s time to thank your lucky stars that Sharon Osbourne isn’t your manager — she wouldn’t be quite so supportive of you as you continue getting caught in several different illegal acts as Scooter Braun is.

When Chelsea Handler asked Sharon what she would do if she was managing Justin when Sharon stopped by her show recently, Sharon replied, “He would have to go to a hospital to get my foot out of his ass.”

Ouch! But also not an entirely inappropriate reaction to Justin’s latest adventures. America’s former pop sweetheart hanging all over strippers and getting toted away to jail after drag racing drunk? Sounds like a PR nightmare to us.

“And after they pried my foot from his ass, it’s all about the music,” Sharon said. “If you make great music, I’ll accept anything. If you’re a great artist, I’m not so judgmental. But when you do floppy, poppy, disposable music, I don’t care.”

But since the whole foot up his you-know-where isn’t exactly a viable option for someone who’s trying to maintain a reputation as a professional, what would she really do? “If I seriously managed him, I would put him in the studio until he came out with a great album,” Sharon said. “And then, it gives you a license to misbehave.”

Considering Justin’s history-making album sales, we think there are a lot of people (read: Beliebers) out there who would argue that he’s already made a “great album” or two. Or three.

But would truly great music really give Justin an excuse to participate in behaviors that could potentially endanger the lives of others? If you ask us, not so much.

Source: E! Online